The Rampage of the Mad Cow

In a quiet rural village where nothing much ever happened, chaos struck one sunny afternoon. A terrifying, crazy, aggressive cow — a beast known to locals as “Si Gila” — broke free from its pen and unleashed a rampage that would be talked about for generations.

Si Gila wasn’t just any cow. This monstrous bovine had a reputation for glaring at passersby with a wild fire in its eyes. Farmers swore it understood human language and plotted escape every day. That day, it finally succeeded. With a violent snort and eyes rolling, the cow rammed through its wooden fence and charged down the main road.

People screamed and scattered. Chickens flew, motorbikes toppled, and one unlucky street vendor dove into a pile of cabbages to escape the fury. But the most shocking moment came when a curious tourist, unaware of the commotion, stepped out of a nearby warung with a drink in hand. Before he could take a sip, Si Gila spotted him, let out an earth-shaking moo, and charged.

Witnesses said it was like a scene from an action movie. The cow didn’t hesitate. It barreled forward, leapt slightly, and delivered a powerful headbutt. The tourist flew backward, his drink splashing mid-air, and landed with a loud thud. KO — instant knockout.

Luckily, he survived with just bruises and a great story. Local authorities finally managed to subdue Si Gila using a combination of rope, bananas, and sheer luck.

Since then, the village has added a warning sign at the entrance: “Beware of the Cow.” It may sound ridiculous, but to those who lived through that day, the madness of Si Gila is no joke. Never underestimate a cow with nothing to lose.